Onesided LE/SS. Snape has always been a man of his word, and he's going to fix this mess before it kills him. Lily, on the other hand, is not so thrilled with the idea. You see, it's her wedding day and Snape wasn't invited...

LE/SS Oneshot. When Lily and Severus get separated from their peers in an apparation accident, they find that they have to face the truths about their individual destinies together in order to overcome the troubles of the present.

LESS. Oneshot. With nowhere else to turn, a young Snape finds himself at the front door of the Evans's household. This would be completely normal, were it not two in the morning.

[LESS] [JPLE] A dream, the reality, and the wish that fiction would come to life.

[LESS Friendship, JPLE implied] Snape's plan was simple and precise, but Lily doesn't approve.

[LESS] An ancient grudge is more than enough reason to fight and hate, but some are willing to risk more than reason to achieve what was once thought to be the impossible.

[HGSS] All she wanted was a dance, but she got far more than she bargained for.

[RHr] Even if he practices, Ron's words always come out the wrong way. Luckily for him, Hermione understands him better than most.

[LMNM] Lucius would face a lifetime in Azkaban to keep her safe, but Voldemort does not understand love as Lucius does.

Sometimes you might just want to give up and throw everything away, but even the rejects have a place in which to shine. Join me as I analyze and otherwise tear apart fan fiction as I know it.

A parody and tribute to McTabby's Summary Execution.

[RLNT] If Tonks and Remus don't end up ringing each other's necks, they may just have a future. Tonks hopes for the latter and, better yet, she has a plan.

All Snape wanted was a quiet day at home... and then his doorbell rang.

[SSOC]The sequel of The Trouble with Being a Parent, in which Miranda finds danger again, Severus is overprotecive, and Harry faces some tough decisions. Will the Dark Lord be defeated, or will he get what he's been chasing?

A long overdue apology.

Draco needs some time to think things over...

Augustus loves the hunt as much as he loves the revenging part, and who would Roddy be if he didn't tag along?

Fourteen Death Eaters trapped in one room together for an unknown period of time. Snape's annoyed, Roddy's not helping, Peter can't win, Lucius is a failure at Starcraft and Macnair's going to kill Rookwood. And where the heck is Voldemort?

If there was Harry Potter Musical and I directed it, it would be a little something like this.

My own funlist: You know you need to lay off Harry Potter and fan fiction when...