Martin-emotionally scarred from an abusive childhood he has spent years trying to repress-finds himself in the middle of a torrid affair with the older sister of the girl he has secretly loved for years. What happens when Ruthie finds out about this betrayal? Disclaimer: I own none of these characters. Disclaimer 2: This story is so far from canon it's not funny.

Luke Jr. and Annie find out they're not really related. And Luke Jr. comes to the realization that just maybe he doesn't really care for the obnoxious, melodramatic spawn of Heaven and Troy after all! I wrote this maybe six or seven years ago and deleted it but wanted to re-post.

What I think really happened that night in December 1972 when Foxworth Hall went up in flames.