Ever since Canada started dating Russia, suddenly his life seems a lot more chaotic. Especially since invisibility is hard with a tall, scary Russian looming over you. And how did a man like Germany end up with his adorable, air-headed Italian anyway? Series of drabbles about the nations and their various significant others.
It's time again for the world conference; solving all of today's problems by talking excessively! And it seems like America has that last part down pat, much to the annoyance of his brother Canada. But what happens when America suddenly gets laryngitis, and has to walk a mile in his brother's shoes? Not what you might think... total crack, rated T for language.
To the rest of the world, Canada and America are a package deal. They're the "North American Brothers"; inseparable to the end. But it hasn't always been that way. This is the story of how their relationship was built; and the many reasons why that border remains undefended.
New Jersey has always been the brunt of the joke in her family. Having been made fun of her entire life, she's learned to deal for the most part; mainly by cussing so loud she drowns out the teasing. But what happens when New York and California go too far? Rated T for language.
Ever since America can remember, England has seen... things. Things that nobody else can see, which traditionally would make him crazy. But what happens when America catches a glimpse of one of these things, and finds out that England might not be so crazy after all? Rated T for mentions of drug use. Because Canada.
The internet's already decided it's a good idea, so why not put that idea into practice? This is the tale of how America and Australia became the great nation of Ameristralia; and how that great nation fell. Total crack. Rated T because apparently my characters can't stop cursing.
Today was the day. He had a whole new body after years of working through his problem, and he was ready to show it off. He found the shirt and slipped it on, throwing his beloved scarf over it and going to head out the door. Off to the world meeting. Rated for sensitive ideological material.
"There's someone here." Kiku whispered. There was another moment of silence, before a loud scream forced Alfred to rip the headset away from his ear. Even with the thing lying on the ground, he could still hear the firing of the sentries, and the loud whooshing noise of a flame thrower; the blue pyro. Rated T for language.
New Jersey is trying to watch birds, but that's pretty impossible when her little sister California is blasting "California Gurls" from her room. What starts out as a quest to get her to turn the radio down ends up a contest between Bruce Springsteen and Katy Perry, in a weird, roundabout way. Rated for language.
America lives together in one big house with his fifty unruly children, collectively referred to as the states. No matter how big a house is, though, having that many kids in an enclosed area is bound to lead to arguments. Especially when you get New York and New Jersey in the same room together...
When college student Lovino Vargas woke up on what was supposed to be a leisurely Sunday morning, the last thing he was expecting would be to find his brother, Feliciano, missing. No, scratch that; the last thing he was expecting was to find his brother chained to a tree. Activism fic. Rated T for Lovino's potty-mouth.
Loki's magic goes awry during a battle in New York, and he and Tony soon find themselves as - respectively - a child and a woman! Rated T for language. Nothing too bad, just one use of the F word and some subtle sexual content.