An alternate shortie based on "The Majors" by W.E.B. Griffin. One hopes he'd have enjoyed it. If you haven't read his Brotherhood of War series, by all means do so. Aside from being a cracking good set of novels, it gives an insider's look at things.

Dumbledore's arrogance leads him to do something stupid; McGonagall throws him to the wolves. Set at Hogwarts prior to 1991. Very non-canon.

Harry is hiding; news stories have caused him to be pursued relentlessly by females from 11 to 60. Hermione, Luna, Ginny, Padma and Parvati have decided enough is enough. Rated M because of inferences to sex. Non-canon, EWE. Harry/Multi.

An annoyed Harry deals with the Goblet of Fire and Dumbledore; resulting in a very annoyed Hermione. Rated for language.

A thoroughly annoyed Harry deals with the Goblet of Fire and Dumbledore. Hermione is very annoyed.

Harry is busy when his name comes out of the Cup. Hilarity ensues. Rated for language, violence.

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his seventh year. During the summer, pairings have occurred. Clueless Dumbledore, impressed with his own magnificence. H/HrG/GW; NL/SB/HA; DM/DG/LL

Stuff that wouldn't leave me alone - most of it is short. Characters will vary, so far the settings are non-canon. Humourous but likely to be a bit twisted. Most of these will be non-canon.

Set immediately after the second task of the Triwizard Tournament. Harry's pretty brassed off, Dr. Granger offers sound advice. One-shot short short story. Non-canon.

Ron pushes things a step too far. There are serious consequences, during which the covers of Dr. Granger, Fred & George are blown. Arthur reveals a side not generally seen. Mildly AU, non-canon.