It's short. I don't own the characters. Nothing, there is nothing. Why are you reading this? Harry asks for advice from Sirius. There, there's the summary.

Totally a parody. So it's Harry Potter with a Mary Sue who turns out to not be so perfect. The HP characters and setting and bands and blah blah I don't own. Hope you enjoy (maybe). -M (T because IDK) The people talking in parenthesis are my inner thoughts that don't always agree with me. Thanks for reading.