The only thing worse than this Marauder's parody is..... well, I don't think 6 billion years of history have anything on the mind-numbing stupidity of this fic. (Come on, you know you want to read it now!)

Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his fifth year, but finds that Voldemort seeks to awaken a horrible power.

Another horrible, badly written parody of mine. I'd describe it, but I'm still disinfecting my keyboard from typing it.

What exactly happened the day the sorting hat was created...?

A new discovery has been made - a powerful branch of divination. Will Harry be able to cope?

A scene that's never been written before on ff.net (at least to my knowledge) - I'd tell you what, but the entire story's

Parody - Harry returns to Hogwarts for a 5th year, but runs into a disgruntled Hogwarts employee... of the most unlike type.

19 Years after Graduation, the method used to trap Voldemort has been broken. Sequel to my 5th-7th year trilogy (two draughts, possessions of voldemort, obsidian tome)

Harry Potter seeks deliverance from the 6 most horrible story endings ever written.

Ah, yet another parody. Chaos Warlocks, Anti-Lycanthopy, Adoption, and the Goat King's eternal struggle against the evil Existing Plot Points

Yet another Parody - this time of all those stories where Harry/Hermione/Ron/Ginny/Draco/etc are the heirs to the Hogwarts founders, and have to complete some epic quest to save the world because of it.

Harry Potter returns for his final year at Hogwarts. But Voldemort yet again seeks to destroy, and has a terrible new power...

Yet another one of my parodies. The unfortunate victim: Rampant FF.net Songfics

Did you know that 30% of HP stories on ff.net are Romance? Did you know that only 15% are Humor and 5% are Action/Adventure. Even 'General' only has 25%! I think this amazing fact deserves a parody. 5th in the series.

The fourth of my parodies. The target? Malfoy/Hermione shippers and Voldemort Descent Tales

How many of those James and Lily fics are there! I got tired of reading summary after summary about life at Hogwarts during the Marauder years, centered around the various love affairs of Lily and James, and decided to Spoof them. So there!

Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his 6th year, to find it yet again under attack. Dementors attack, Professors and Students are under assualt, and there seems to be a traitor within the school... Sequel to 'Harry Potter and the Two Draughts'

A little fluff piece which pokes a bit of fun at all the HP/HG pairings out there (Don't get me wrong - I'm still a fan of them, especially the Psychic Serpent)

Harry Potter returns for his 5th year at Hogwarts. But Voldemort is back, and everything seems to be centered around Snape... Death Omens, Veela Charms, Quidditch Action, and the Triwizard Tournament! *** COMPLETE ***

Hehe, the idea for a Mary-Sue Parody fluff hit my head! Come on - Read It! You know you want to! (NOTE: It really doesn't have anything to do with Nightmare on Elm Street)