Looking for something different? Something compelling, with a plot that isn't cookie-cutter and predictable? This is the epic for you. 1981 didn't go as it was fated, leaving the world of 1994 a crumbling, fractured apocalypse. Between runes that promise the end of the world and the possibility of magic dying entirely, Harry has a difficult path ahead of him.

Harry's finally ready for some top-notch lemon tart featuring two rather striking ladies... but with a small problem in casting. Humor one-shot; "sequel" to Narration Irritation.

A parody of the horrible state of HP fanfiction since book 7, featuring an all-new Harry Potter trailer of epic proportions.

With all the nasty swipes at Sues at there, what happened to making fun of Stus? This story is going to help change this gender inequality. Not only that, but you the reader get a say in just how they get made fun of! Sequel to 'Miss Sue'

A rare adventure fic in a post-book-7 world. An illusive figure has emerged in the wizarding underworld and Harry and Ron aren't the only ones looking in to it. Between their nosy kids and Draco's vested interest, the two aurors have their hands full.

Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.

Harry's fourth year was going to suck. Oh, if only he could find some way of turning on his surely-existent powers of super-wizardry. He had those, right? It must be fate that Harry happens to run into the perfect wandering saleswizard. Humor/Parody.

A sequel to Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort. William Cartwright Sr. - decent wizard and extraordinary *magician* - has finished telling his son the story of the biggest lie foisted on the wizarding world: Voldemort never existed. And now the son wants to get in on the showmanship...

Harry finally manages to squeeze a lemon out of the narrator... but it's not the kind of lemon he was expecting. Explicit parody content.

Harry's Wand just can't seem to make up its mind on who it belongs to... resulting in a world where Gilderoy Lockhart stops Pomona Sprout from ruining Albus Dumbledore's chances of killing Lord Voldemort. Humor one-shot.

What? Why was Amelia snickering? Surely it was a good thing to have such a legendary auror like Alastor Moody as a mentor... right?

This is it. The summer where Harry is no longer the world's pinata... the only problem is, the young man can't quite get what he's expecting from a young junior auror named Tonks. Parody/Romance/Humor.

A tale of illusion and deception - what better bedtime story could a magician tell his son than when he managed to pull one over on the entire wizarding world?

Many people assume that books can't have outtakes. I pity them. Anyway, by incredible acts of detective work these, I assure you, are not my own creative works I've been able to ferret out some lost outtakes to the sixth and penultimate HP novel.

Rose takes the mantle of SPEW and takes it one step further. The result is a start-of-term ceremony that no student will soon forget...

In a world of fast women and easy money, two vice cops struggle to ... oh, heck. It's a funny story about the Sorting Ceremony, but honestly, who would read a story with that Summary? Trust me, if you're looking for a laugh, you won't be disappointed...

Parody/Humor - Ever wonder what would happen to a first year entrance to Hogwarts that just happened to have the unluckiest name in existence?

A marriage counselor gives a couple a rather unusual exercise to help them learn to communicate: writing fanfiction shortstories. Features several ficlets around the HarryGinny ship see inside, though the story itself is not fluff by any means.

Yet another nasty swipe at all those Sues out there. I think that about sums it up. Chapter 3 is up, making the story even worse.... come on, with a summary like this, you know you Have to read it

Book 1 of a series rewrite. It's Harry's first year, and he quickly finds himself overwhelmed and in the middle of the plot that seems to be attracting some rather odd characters, all centered around a scepter that was until recently thought a legend.