Sometimes the most unexpected of people can cheer you up. In this case, it's Ron Weasley, and a sucette glacée, or ice lolly.

What if James and Lily weren't taken away that October night? What if they lived, to start A Family? Everything goes well for the Potters... until tragedy strikes, in the most unusual ways.

The Boosh Band is actually popular. Cue the groupies... and homophobic rumours. Oneshot.