An ignominious end to a millennium of planning and conspiracy, which, as so often happens, comes at the hand of one of it's own. A short little piece to get me back in the swing of things with a poke at my usual target, Palpatine.

Written on a dare that stated the impossibility of making a parody out of nursery rhymes, I bring you a 174-word summarizationg of the events of the Clone Wars and the Revenge of the Sith, set to the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb". Be warned, you will never look at that little song the same way again... well, you might, but I certainly can't. :-)

As a fan of Tolkien's work, how could I forego the opportunity to re-write "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold". This here ballad focuses on a re-telling of 'A New Hope', from the perspective of one Skywalker.

In this story: Shepard is Shepherd of the VDV, Anderson has a headache, the Council has coffee and the Reapers are ripped a new one. A parody of the many things I found illogical in Mass Effect proper, done up in my classic style of satire, thought and laughs. Enjoy!

The Galaxy is knocked off course by some cosmic shift, and the Jedi Order take a more proactive stance than we have come to recognize. Schemes are concocted, decisions are reached, and more logical outcomes result from the events of SW:TCW:S5. My long-requested fixfic, starring exile, Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, half-a-Maul, and Palpatine. Cameos by Angry Anakin, Alderaan and big explosions!

Concerning identical mercenaries, grizzled majors, jaunty scoundrels and fed-up Councillors. An SWTOR parody with inspiration from Lieutenant Kedge, containing copious violence and a logic wreaking-ball.

The real story of the Starship Ghost and her crew, combining cynicism and humour somewhat more subtle than my norm. Do enjoy!