A Valentine-centric spin-off of my fic Battle of the Bands - though you don't necessarily have to have read it for the first few chapters. Have you ever wondered what was really going on in Valentine's head all that time? How about just his general thoughts on life? Look no further. Approach with caution...

TMI/TID crossover. After yet another set of failed relationships, Clary and her flatmate Tessa have just about had enough of men. Determined not to be let down again, they make a pact to stay single and spend Valentine's together instead. At least, that's the plan. Unfortunately, their new neighbours - the Herondale boys - have plans of their own... AH/AU Complete

-CoLS Spoilers- Have you ever wondered what Jace and Sebastian got up to in those few weeks before Clary turned up at the apartment in CoLS? Imagine. Two teenagers. Alone in what can only be described as a bachelor pad. There's a lot of potential for trouble, right? Brace yourselves for the adventures of Jonathan and Jonathan. Things are about to get pretty insane... CANON [I WISH]