Uzumaki Naruto has always had to hide himself. His intelligence,, his maturity, and his skills. He is a social chameleon. While innocently naive his instinctual intelligence gives him a much needed edge. Most of all he is a prankster, a lover of Ramen, a Ninja, and Future Hokage. He is Uzumaki Naruto Dattebayo!

When Dumbledore left Harry that night He did not realize that he had made a mistake. One that would cost him his manipulations and plans. Manipulative Dumbledore and some Ron bashing.

What would the wizarding would think or do if their precious boy-who-lived was mute? What would happen to the carefully laid plans and manipulations of one Albus Dumbledore? Would the Dursleys take in and love the little who was born physically mute? And does one mute Harry Potter have a secret?