Five times Dr. Banner struggled to understand the Avengers and the one time Bruce did not even have to think to know what one was feeling. This is a companion piece and direct sequel to Hail the Piñata. For the most part, one does not have to be read to understand the second. Just know that this is meant to augment the first piece. Established OT6.

Lars is not exactly the role model friend the Crystal Gems would choose for Steven. How exactly does he feel about their relationship? Lars sees things Steven is not old enough to understand yet and his insight shows a different side of beach city. What could have happened in the show. Eventual Ladie possible.

Five times Dr. Banner woke up in a strange place without any clothes on and one time Bruce wished that whatever tattered and strained fibers were still holding on would just give up already. Chapters 1-5 vary in rating from K-T. The M rating is only deserved by the final chapter for sexual themes. OT6

"You are just a sick, dirty, creepy, perverted old man. Ugh!" The young ninja shouted. They did not understand. Wu never expected them to. During this misunderstanding would be a great time for an old man to look back at the many wonderful relationships he had over the years. Those experiences are what made him what he was today. A collection of oneshots centered around Wu's life.