Prep Ivory Li'ght Smile River Way is in the place of Ebony. In case you wanted to know what it'd be like if My Immortal had been about preps rather than goffs.

Galactica, a totes too kewl 4 skool hipster kid, is the new girl in school and she wants to sweep Edward off his feet. A parody of The Forbiden Fruit of Edward Cullen.