Four douchebags: a sexually confused togruta scoundrel, a deep voiced ewok jedi named Diggle, a money hoarding generally shitty neimoidian, and a stoic lesbian kaleesh with a god complex. They all accidentally get stuck together and start dicking around the galaxy until they accidentally save it. Set at the start of the Clone Wars

Cybil Gillis is an awful narcissist itching to be noticed on her own terms not for her cliche tragic back story. The fight for recognition leads this 5th year Slytherin to a 3rd year Harry Potter and the homeless looking Defense Against the Dark Arts professor who is displaying behavior that Cybil finds familiar. Spans book 3-book 7. I apologize for this shameful personal fantasy.