When Varric finds out he is the heir to a large property located in the forest on the border of Kirkwall he decides to sell up and claim the money But there is one condition... He must live in the Manor for a week before it can be sold so decides to bring his friends along. But something is wrong with the house...the original owner never left. PARODY AU.

AU. They didn't know if it was by the hand of man, or something supernatural. It all happened in the blink of an eye before anybody could fight or even hope to understand. Now the dead walk the earth and the living begin their struggle to survive against overwhelming odds. Set after season 2, slight ret-con.

200 years after the fall of humanity nature has reclaimed the earth only a fraction of society remains in scattered tribes across the globe. A brutish wild loner known only known as Monkey has survived on his own all his life until circumstance leads to him becoming bound in body and mind to a young man with a strange name and is taken on a long journey of life, death and rebirth.