Harry and Ron just like fucking with the time line. Join them as they come together on the train ride to first year, get sorted into Slytherin, and become the most disgusting (ie: cutest) couple to ever grace the halls of Hogwarts. And Harry might just fuck with Tom's head just cause.

"Now now Mother, we don't need to be like that." The words dripped with contempt. I could see Lord Black about to draw his wand before he too, was dangling mid air. "Thank you Death." Father merely looked at the two for a moment before he resumed eating, not even bothering to hide his smirk. "I don't want to kill you. Wait, no. That's a complete lie. I do want to kill you."

On the night he's left with the Dursley's, Harry almost dies. His magic saves him, but it changes him. He has an affinity for ice. The bad thing is, it's left him cold, distant. Ony a select few get to see beyond the outer layer. Pre-Hogwarts and Hogwarts.

One-Shot 5AM Idea OOC Kinda Cracky. Harry Potter/Voldemort if you squint. Not edited. I know Tom Hates Death. Get over it. AUish. MoD Harry. Tom summons death. Harry shows up instead. He was just in a lesson with snape. Teacher freak.

Updated every two weeks. WBWL/GWL Story. Celina and Harry Potter are twins. Harry was held as the Boy-Who-Lived while Celina was cast away. At the age of five, her beloved servant took her from the Dursleys, placing her wth the Lovegoods. Full summary in the first chapter.