Harry's just defeated Voldemort, and has had enough trouble for a lifetime. All he wants to do now is to get into his four-poster bed in Gryffindor Tower and sleep. Too bad he soon finds himself unexpectedly stuck in a malfunctioning Room of Requirement... with Malfoy.

From the dracotops-harry Prompt: While trying to help one of his former Death Eater friends leave the country, Draco messes up so horribly he winds up bonded to Harry.

Despite being a well-respected teacher at the Wizarding University of Science and Sorcery, Draco's life wasn't easy. In addition to serious Galleon troubles, he had to put up with bloody *Potter* on a daily basis. And then he had to volunteer to go on a research trip in one of the most dangerous places in the world. Draco's life wasn't easy *at all*.

Draco loves to fly, but hates Potter. Then he's selected as Team England's reserve Seeker for the Olympic Games. Potter is the team's main Seeker. See where the problem is? -Quidditch!fic-

Harry has become used to being a whore in the crapsack Wizarding World that's now governed by Voldemort. Everything changes when Malfoy becomes his new pimp. -warnings for non-con and dub-con of the prostitution kind and sexual violence, not between Harry and Draco-

Harry wakes up in St. Mungo's after a robbery case went wrong, and finds himself needing to pick up the pieces between his two best friends and resolving the weirdest case of his Auror career at the same time. Oh, and there's also something about Draco Malfoy, but Harry has absolutely no idea who that is.

Harry kisses Draco in a public place. All hell breaks loose.

This story is about love and family and yes, maybe it's not supposed to be about Jamie exactly, but Draco and Harry are very stubborn and Jamie's just a kid, you can't expect him to completely extract himself from a story he's actually living, right?

Harry loved Ginny. Draco was not just sure of it, he knew it.