Harry Potter finds Voldemort's toilet. Warning character death.

Voldemort discovers that he can produce copious organs inside his body. He decides to give them to other people by launching them through the air at them in a bizarre act called 'air-giving'. Warning contains livers, organs, snot, poop and diarrhea.

When Voldemort realizes his true feelings for his serpentine friend, he knows he will have to try something extreme and magical in order to woo her. Warning: contains diarrhea, torture and herpeto-sexual acts.

Nobody knows how Delphini Riddle was conceived. This is the story of how Bellatrix and Voldemort actually did it. Will anyone uncover their secret? What will happen? Warning: contains death, diarrhea, barf and Swiss banks.

Voldemort wants a break from his job as the Dark Lord and decides to go on vacation to Transylvania. Warning: contains diarrhea, severed songs, yodelling and the Polish mafia.

Voldemort is doing his bi-annual horcrux check when chaos breaks out with the corpses that guard the locket. He begins a journey of delirium and apparition and makes a new friend along the way. Warning: contains diarrhea, puke, disembodied arms and Snape.

Fifty things that turn Voldemort on sexually. 100% fact. Warning: contains sex, diarrhea and gravy.

The Dark Lord decides to get a nose job after he gets a really bad cold and mucus keeps flying out of his nose-slits. Warning: major character death, mucus and diarrhea.

Voldemort had several constipation because his body doesn't work anymore. He seeks a way to poop. Contains diarrhea and Voldemort's butt.

Voldemort goes to visit his friends in the Forbidden Forest but ends up covered in diarrhea and sex.

There was another Horcrux that Harry had to find, but Voldemort has hidden it in his house! Contains diarrhea.