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  • For Want of a Needle

    What if the Musketeers weren't anywhere near La Fère when Porthos was injured? What if Athos had insisted they not stop?

  • Cross Eyed

    For the ficathon prompt: "Aramis can literally not look at a cross anymore without getting a boner because of Queen Anne."

  • The Portamis Collection

    This is a series of loosely interconnected drabbles, written with the aim of telling a Portamis love story alongside the canon timeline. Starting with 1x02, I dedicated myself to writing one Portamis drabble per episode. Each one can stand alone, but they are meant to be read as part of an ongoing story arc. The series will be updated as the episodes air.

  • My Mark Upon Your Skin

    Tony laughs, and then he has arms full of Loki and he can think again and huh, it seems like everything is going to be okay. Weird. Tony Stark proposes marriage. Sort of. Loki accepts. With conditions. Sequel to 'On the Altar of Loki Liesmith.'

  • Dance of the Compass

    When the powers of Orden, Agiel ,and Confession are combined, it sends Richard and the Mord'Sith Cara not forward in time but… sideways. They awake in another world in which all the faces are familiar, but nothing is the same.

  • Snape, Granger, and the Muggleborn Slytherin

    The firsthand account of how a fifth year Slytherin made Professors Granger and Snape realize they were perfect for each other, with a little help from Teddy Lupin and Winky the house elf. SSHG. EWE. Some Next Gen.

  • The Heir Of

    Harry Potter's luck has run out. When he meets Voldemort in a graveyard during the Triwizard Tournament, he dies. But his body does not stay dead – instead it is reanimated, taken over by the Horcrux no one knew was inside. Written for WorshipDarkLord 2013, a Voldemortcentric Fic Exchange.

  • Harry Potter and the Avatar's Return

    After finding a torn comic in the trash when told to clean Dudley's room, four year old Harry Potter puts it together with some odd things that have happened around him, and concludes that he's the Avatar. - Not a crossover so much as a fic in which Harry Potter is convinced that 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' is a historical documentary.

  • A Trick of Fate

    The Shikon Jewel is complete. Kagome thinks she has crafted the perfect unselfish wish - the consequences of which are far reaching. Finding herself forever changed, she unwittingly turns to Sesshoumaru for help. Youkai!Kagome/Sess. A seven time award winning fic now being edited and crossposted.

  • Killing Time

    The little lady was screaming, her eyes wide, and frightened, and blue. She was what society said was beautiful: tall and lean and curvy in the right places, white and golden haired and unblemished. If J was honest (and he always was, to himself), he thought she was gorgeous. Takes place during The Dark Knight Rises. An origin story for Harley Quinn, as told through Joker's eyes.

  • The Tale of Tauriel, Who Cannot Return to Mirkwood

    They are outside Ostagar and surrounded by hurlocks. Their deaths seem certain. And then comes a miracle, in the form of an elf woman who fights like a goddess. Zevran likes. - A Dragon Age/LOTR crossover.

  • We Are the Dalish

    When the Grey Warden invited Zevran into her tent the first night after sparing his life, Zevran thought he understood. She was Dalish and beautiful and none of her companions were of her race. Zevran was quite a handsome elf. If warming his new mistress' bed was the price he paid for his life, well, Zevran could think of many worse things. In fact, he might consider it a bonus.

  • The Most Devoted Servant

    I will watch over your son and guard him with all my strength and heart. I will lay down my life for him, if necessary. He will have no more devoted servant.

  • Royal Privilege

    Queen Anne smiled at his reference to the last time they'd spoken. "The bravest indeed, to secret yourself into the chambers of your queen without chaperone or witness to save us if we are discovered. And you have not even asked what I want."

  • The Strongest Tie

    Somehow, in some way, without intent or design, the atmosphere between them changed from the camaraderie of brothers to something else entirely. It happened in less than an instant, the suddenness of it lashing at him, leaving Aramis feeling that if he checked, surely he would find a whip weal on his forehead.

  • A Flea in Your Ear

    "She – for it was a little girl in a ragged green dress, with tangled hair like old straw – darted two and fro among crates and anchor lines, making her way slowly but steadily from the source of the disturbance toward the main road that would take her from the docks." How Porthos met Flea.

  • Mother Loves You

    In her final moments, as the power of confession works through her, killing her, Mistress Nathair must tell the truth. But there is one truth that she dies before revealing.

  • Tarnished

    Kahlan has never read the inscription on the inside of her wedding ring before...

  • Double-Oh-Darcy

    Darcy Lewis is not a real person, and Coulson thinks he's hilarious. Or, the one where Darcy is a super spy.

  • A Grave Double Cross

    Agent Lewis is not invited to join the Avengers. She decides to become one anyway. Sequel to 'Double-Oh-Darcy.'