A poem from Lord Voldemort's POV about how truly hard his life is. I guarantee you will at least giggle at this. I may write more of this.

The Carrows have taken over Hogwarts and turned it into a place of torture. After hitting his head on a desk, Ernie has an epiphany, one that can spread hope among the students and cause trouble with the Death Eaters. Loyalty is a powerful thing.

Bella Swan finds a mysterious newspaper with a picture of Edward Cullen in it. They call him 'Cedric Diggory' and an 'Inferi' and urge anyone with information on him to call their toll-free hotline. Major Twilight bashing!

It was just a normal day, as days normally are. The students of Hogwarts, the Marauders especially, were all excited for the upcoming Halloween. Everyone was trying to ignore the dark, frightening stories in the paper, about the ones called the Death Eaters. Surely it was just all talk, just paranoia. Yes, it was just a normal day...until Sirius overheard something strange.

Lily and James are still grieving twelve years after Harry's death. He'd be 13 years old if he were alive. The war against Voldemort is more intense than ever. Three mysterious young Death Eaters keep helping the Aurors out. Read the full summary inside.

At the start of Harry's third year at Hogwarts, a shady man named Groelin becomes the new DADA teacher, and he is clearly up to no good. A team of Aurors come to investigate, Harry is plagued with strange visions, and is followed by a black dog.

Grief and denial are eating Ginny alive. Harry couldn't be dead. It just couldn't be true. He has to be alive, he has to be out there somewhere. She doesn't care what anyone says. She will never move on without him. H/G & R/Hr.

James Potter wakes up in a dungeon six years after he supposedly died, only to discover everyone he loves is dead. And Lord Voldemort has a son now, a son he is training to be just like him. Can James live through this? Does he even want to live anymore?

Seven contestants of a reality show are locked in a car together. Whoever can last the longest without leaving the car wins the 1 Million Galleon prize. Will they be able to stand the hunger and boredom? Will Percy drive them all crazy? Who will win?

Harry's life seems to be crashing down. Voldemort is back, Cedric is dead, Umbridge is cruel and Harry doesn't think anyone can help him. But when Harry meets Cyrus Hayes, a mysterious new member of the Order, everything changes. Who is Cyrus, really?

Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban and is hiding out around Hogwarts. He knows its a bad idea to try to see his godson, but he's never been one to resist temptation. Some angst/some sappy affection, and maybe an eventual but good natured kidnapping.

There's another Philosopher's Stone hidden somewhere. A group of young Aurors and a guilty-until-proven-innocent Sirius Black set out to find it before the Death Eaters do. Obstacles, drama, duels, curse-breaking, humor and nervous breakdowns ensue.

Remember that poem Ginny wrote about Harry on Valentine's Day in Chamber of Secrets? Well, it was plagiarized. The original author of the poem is...someone unexpected.

Voldemort and his Death Eaters bring Harry's dead body into the Great Hall. Voldemort uses legillimency to emotionally torture Ginny with memories until she snaps. What will happen? H/G, R/H. Fred, Lupin, Tonks and others are alive. Songfic/maybe oneshot