A reimagined parody of SSBB's Subspace Emissary. Hacker has successfully taken over a lot of Cybersites ever since the last time the Earthlies came to Cyberspace. Nobody realized that Hacker was the leader of an army, or was he? This fanfic reveals a lot of things. Rated T for swearing, violence, and alcohol. I will add new chapters and improve old ones, so stay tuned! :)