Set postHBP. Oneshot. Hermione pretends not to notice dreadfully important things, and Ron, for once, doesn't spend his money on a Chudley Cannons poster.

Of them all, Sibyll Trelawney was the only one that saw through to the stark truth of the world, which gave her the Insight into the stark truths of the future. She alone was Wise, possessed of the Powers that Judge, and was profoundly screwed up.

Do angels only come to tell us how life would have been without us if we will be missed when we are gone? Bitterly, Severus Snape ruminates. HBP spoiler.

Lavender Brown is a surprising mess who would give quite a lot to overcome her problems that involve a toilet with backwards bulimia and horrifying private meetings with Professor McBigStickUpHerBum, but those problems love her far too much to let her go.

A vignette about Draco Malfoy, his past, and his own particular way of loving someone, set as closely to canon as possible.

Of chocolate liqueur, French garbage cans, Celestina Warbeck songs, and many, many Shakespeare love quotes exchanged by the Good Ship SnapeSinistra. But not because they like each other. Not at all. Um. Right.

A short LilyJames one-shot, in which James finally gets into a situation where Lily agrees to go to Hogsmeade with him. Not that he is ever entirely positive how he managed it, that is.

Of Harry stupid Potter, Parvati stupid Patil, the Yule stupid Ball, a most disgruntled Ginevra Weasley, broken feet, erected towers, magazines for witches, double meanings of flashes of green light, and complete loads of rubbish.

Whatever did happen to the bust of Paracelsus? Hermione Granger certainly had nothing whatsoever to do with it, thankyouverymuch.

A woman attempts to force Lord Voldemort to stop the hostile and senseless killings--a woman who is, and has always been, happily untouched.

Dolores Jane Umbridge frets about the past and muses on her future teaching position at Hogwarts, puncutated with lots of Potter-detesting.

In which Luna Lovegood rhapsodizes on storybook lovers, radishes, and Harry Potter

My name is Gilderoy Lockhart and I am perfect. I magnetically and magically attract the love of every sane human being, as well as that offer from that one wizard with a really good imagination who unfortunately lives in Bangkok.

It is never a good idea to anger Ginevra Weasley. It is also not a good idea to do so when household objects prove to be unmanageable. Bwahaha.

Lily finds out she's a witch, goes to Hogwarts, the usual-but in her first year, she also finds something dear to Tom Riddle. They quickly become friends, but when war breaks out in the Alendoren Cove and Lily could be a useful ally...