In an alternate reality where good old Voldy was destroyed in the first war and every characters you love and hate have a somewhat peaceful Hogwarts years, Draco starts courting Hermione. Year 6.

She was unreachable. She was untouchable. She was unattainable. At least to him.

A prequel to How Draco Found Out(Realization) "It's a she! Where in Merlin's name did you think I was gay?" "Well, you were always obsessing about that Potter boy, so I assumed..." At her mother's comment, Draco glared at his father and grumbled, "Thanks a lot, dad." "Son, I told you to be deceit, back in the days, not babble everything that you saw to your mother."

"I know!" he exclaimed. "It's because I brought you here to meet my parents. It's basically marriage in an ancient place like this. And I bet that fact that you are in charge of Spew makes you lovable." It's S.P.E.W" was the only reply she could give. Thank god men are daft.