What if Narcissa Malfoy was the mother that had helped Harry Potter at King's Cross Station on September 1st instead of Molly Weasley? After all, the Malfoys are apt to latch onto anything remotely useful to them and use it. And if she wants another son, then who is anyone to deny her that? After all, how much could that possibly change?

Remus tells Sirius he loves too hard, and Sirius doesn't know to fix it. (Based off of "Keep Up With My Love" by Carrie Hope Fletcher) ONE-SHOT, THIS WILL NOT BE UPDATED

These will all just be random one offs inspired by Tumblr. Some may make absolutely no sense, but if I want to write it, it's going here. Expect many characters, and many pairings. Some chapters may be very long, but most will probably be super short. Please don't take these seriously, 99% of these will probably just be to make me/someone else laugh.

Teddy Lupin takes a moment to reflect upon the full moon after going through it one month.

It's Teddy Lupin's fifth birthday and his father is nowhere to be found. And Teddy is not happy about it at all.