Draco loses his patience during the Yule Ball and finds Luna, who has lost her wand. Short, fluffy fic. Draco/Luna.

A compilation of totally unrelated oneshots filled with random pairings, non-pairings and every genre one can think of. Read the introduction for more information!

"You're not all that special just because Malfoy tells you that you are." - After an arrogant Slytherin plans to get rid of Dumbledore's Army, she becomes Fred Weasley's target and sworn enemy...until their hatred for each other becomes obsessive. Romance, friendship, some angst and mystery. Fred/OC.

"What's a cute Gryffindor like yourself doing defending a slime ball Slytherin like him?" Severus Snape befriends a young Gryffindor that helps him while he is being bullied by the Marauders, initiating an unlikely friendship between the two. Upon hearing about Severus' problems, she decides to help him win the girl of his dreams and bring down James Potter and his friends. Sev/OC.

During a sleepless night, Draco contemplates his perfection and hopes to defend himself from women whom he finds "unworthy" of his hand in future marriage. Draco/Draco. Definitely not as creepy as it sounds. Kind of funny.