AU - Mr. Akasuna, the most grumpy and mean old man of a teacher. Heartless even. Kids these days. What do they know? Sasodei/Sasori-Mini-Bang-2019
AU - Hi! I'm Deidara, the coolest cat in town. Sasori is my Danna and is the best guy EVER. He just cries a lot and never leaves the house. But that's ok since he has me to take care of him! Come join me on my adventures while discovering and enjoying life! So come along friends! Let's go! Sasodei if you squint. That's creepy though so don't squint you sicko. Mega OOC.
AU - While moping around drunk over being completely alone for the first time on his birthday, our dear alcoholic Sasori phones up a party place and hires an entertainer in an attempt to not feel so depressed. Sasodei/Yaoi/oneshot - edited
SemiAU - Based on the fairytale Goldilocks, but more fun as it's told by our beloved grump, Sasori. No-pairing.
AU - Deidara is a Model dealing with the drama of being famous and the ex boyfriend of another model by the name of Itachi. But who is out to make his life worse? Itachi or his paparazzi-stalker Sasori? At this point in his career he needs to be logical and wise when picking who he trusts - or if he can even do so. Hiatus**
AU - Deidara's father is going on a long business trip! In dire need of a caretaker, his father calls up the son of a good friend and offers him spending money, food and housing while attending Uni. All for the care of one sweet child? How could Sasori refuse this great deal!
AU - While most kids gobble up holidays as a way to have a little fun in life, nine year old Sasori sees no joy in a day dedicated to LOVE. Especially when he's the cootie-filled outcast and the only person he would consider being interested in is the popular new kid. Talk about high standards.
AU - Business is slow at, soon to be married, Dr. Akasuna and Nurse Deidara's new Dental office. No money means no nice wedding. Finishing up a dental surgery, Deidara immidiately wants to take advantage of the free time to reduce his fiancé's stress even if that means doing it while the patient is unconcious. Sasodei/Yaoi
AU - Christmas is over and the kids are back to school. Sasori is forced to wear an ugly sweater his Granny made for him. Bullies are an awful thing, only one person can save the day! Baby-Sasodei-fluff. Merry winter. edited
AU - Deidara makes a deal with his parents that if he can make fifteen dollars in three days, they will get him a pet bird. Deidara does everything possible to make the money yet runs short of jobs and money. Last resort, he opens a kissing booth. Why does the weird kid from across the street keep watching him though? My thanks to Cheesepie. **bonus date chapter
AU - While working at a suit store, Deidara gets a visit from an older customer who only blabs away. Tired of listening, Deidara decides to just smile, nod, and say yes to everything. After a moment of zoning out Deidara realizes he's just agreed to something and he's not sure what! Sasodei/Yaoi/Oneshot
AU - Based on the fairytale 'The Marvelous Musician' Deidara is a lonely wandering musician but attracts the company he doesn't want. Warning: Sasodei/swearing
AU - Based on The Princess and the Pea. Sasori wants the perfect bride, but what happens when a bratty, spoiled, bruise-easy Deidara shows up? Sasodei/yaoi/oneshot
No one wants to celebrate Easter with Deidara. SIGH. Too bad for Sasori though as Deidara cleverly plans a day of secret egg hunting for him - if he likes it of not! No-pairing. Three day/part fic.
AU - Two young punks, Hidan and Deidara, have run away from their cruel foster parents together all the way to the other side of town where the Akatsuki slums in to gain more self freedom. Once inside, Hidan breaks something that belongs to one of it's members. Deidara being the friend he is, takes the fall for Hidan's actions. Sasodei & Yaoi.
AU - Sasori is a stressed out CEO who just so happens to meet a rockin hot babe on a plane who melts all his stress. First Lemon. Sasodei/Oneshot/Yaoi