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TheSerpentAndTheLion

  • NEVER Say Gilderoy Lockhart While I'm Drinking

    By TheSerpentAndTheLion • Updated: 27 Feb 2019 • Published: 19 Feb 2005 • 10 Chapters • 10,785 words • 0 followers • Humor • Sirius B., Severus S. • Rating: T • Completed

    When the Dark Lord rises again, The Order of the Phoenix reconvenes for the first time to drown their sorrows in Firewhiskey. Snape and Sirius face off, Hagrid and Moody chum up, and the legendary Aberforth leads the festivities! AU, but in character.

  • Harry Potter and the Potion of Fernifendice

    By TheSerpentAndTheLion • Updated: 19 Feb 2005 • Published: 13 Feb 2004 • 26 Chapters • 89,750 words • 0 followers • Adventure/Humor • Harry P., Severus S. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    COMPLETE! Year 6. NEWT classes, Occlumency, and the impending war are backdrop: Harry's acting strange, can he overcome his guilt and play the hero as only he can? Will he enlist the help of the only one who save him- The one he swore he'd never forgive?

  • McGonagall vs Umbridge: The Scene We All Missed

    By TheSerpentAndTheLion • Updated: 20 Sep 2004 • Published: 20 Sep 2004 • 766 words • 0 followers • Humor • Minerva M., Dolores U. • Rating: K • Completed

    Once Harry leaves his career advisment, McGonagall and Umbridge continue their conversation... ONE SHOT

  • Rate My Hogwarts Professors com

    By TheSerpentAndTheLion • Updated: 3 Sep 2004 • Published: 3 Sep 2004 • 7 Chapters • 1,582 words • 0 followers • Humor • Severus S. • Rating: K • Completed

    What if the students of Hogwarts had access to the muggle website RateMyProfessors.com? Why, this fic, of course! (COMPLETE)