"If you thinks that's an orgasm, Granger, we're in for a long night." They knew each other, even respected each other, but a marriage law, some Veritaserum, and Ministry-mandated memory exchanges will change everything. EWE Dramione. TWOSHOT

When Ron shares her most intimate secret and makes a fool out of himself, Hermione retreats to the Leaky with none other than Fred Weasley for company. When he offers to take the pain away, she surprises them both by agreeing. Will they both be healed in the process?