Harry Potter did not have a happy childhood. Harry Potter did have snakes, however, and that was almost enough. Until he met a mysterious man with strange powers, one who could also converse with snakes and was glad to introduce Harry to his true heritage as a Wizard, and as an Heir of Slytherin. [Updates paused for editing; should resume 1st quarter 2018.]

My responses to various prompts across the internet. Story length, genre, and quality will vary. Most will be from HPfanfiction on Reddit, the only social platform I actually visit regularly.

Sometimes, going back in time to your younger self doesn't gain very much. Sometimes, one is a minor player and what you think you know doesn't align with reality. Sometimes, Vincent Crabbe is the one with foreknowledge. And yet, upon that minor change the world turns askew.

Four houses. Four trials. Four years. One Heir. (AU. Smart!Overpowered!Ron)

Change is hard; a spell is easier. Oneshot.

A name isn't official until it's official, much to the irritation of 'Lord Voldemort'. Oneshot.

"Imperio."

If they knew how he spent his nights, they'd have called him demented.

A collection of stories which I started but did not finish. Free to use if they happen to spark your own inspiration.

I wasn't planning to insert myself into a fanfiction. And when it happened, the world I find myself in is only passingly similar to that which I'm used to writing in. I thought if this happened I'd be someone special, but I'm not even that strong, my outside knowledge largely inaccurate. So how long can I survive? [Parody/humor but serious-ish storyline HP/AU/Gen]

The night it began, the night it ended, James had an unexpected visit. Oneshot. AU.

Personal scribblings of an analytical mind. AU

Some secrets even truth cannot break. AU. Oneshot.

An alternative solution to an impossible conundrum. AU, oneshot.

Alternative sorting possibilities. Oneshot.

Life of a horcrux: a flash fiction in three parts.

There is a reason the Slytherins always win the house cup, a method behind the facade that makes the other houses hate them so. Oneshot.

A short backstory of one of my Bleach OCs, set in an alternate future where the events of the main story never took place.