Billowing black robes fall from the Astronomy tower. Is this the end of Harry's heart's desire? Time will tell. REPOST, corrected tags

Harry Potter and Severus Snape are many things - war heroes, learned professors, eligible bachelors, the list goes on. The one thing they are not, however, is sexually experienced. An overheard discussion changes all that. Snarry-a-Thon 2019 entry

A very lonely, mistreated dragon unites two Potter half brothers, Harry and his younger, half-Goblin brother. Their friendship ultimately saves Magical Britain, with minimal casualties. Gather round as this storyteller tells the tale. JKR owns everything but Petyr, who captured this writer's heart and refused to let it go.

Billowing black robes fall from the Astronomy tower. Is this the end of Harry's heart's desire? Time will tell. K Rowling created these lovely characters and their environs. I am just respectfully expanding their journey. Snarry-a-Thon 2019, Prompt: 129: Severus tries to commit suicide. Harry stops him.

After one disastrous date too many, Harry agrees to go on a final blind date with an unknown suitor. His world is rocked. JKR hosts this magical universe, I am lucky to play in it. Prompt: 111 - Harry is sick of the gold diggers and attention seekers. He agrees to a blind date set up only to discover that his intended date isn't anyone he would have expected.

Newly married Ginny Malfoy has decided that her "brother from another mother" has been lonely long enough. With the help of Narcissa Malfoy (who quickly commandeers the effort), Molly Weasley, and Hermione Granger, prospective brides are interviewed, and a list of seemingly suitable witches is compiled. Severus Snape enters the fray. Snarry Swap 2018 gift.

The Hogwarts faculty are on their annual summer educational retreat. As a team building exercise, the staff is encouraged to share a hidden talent, ability or hobby. Things go to Hades in a handbasket. Enjoy! First published for Secret Snarry Swap 2018, on AOx3

Severus Snape has just been summoned by the Ministry of Magic. All single Wizarding citizens of childbearing age are mandated to report to Hogwarts, where an ancient magical artifact will be match them with their soulmates. Before he can even digest this summons, he is shocked to find a desperate Petunia Dursley at his doorstep, desperately seeking her nephew, Harry Potter.

When Harry Potter's seemingly idyllic relationship with the fiery Ginevra Weasley ends in public humiliation, Severus Snape sends another feisty Ginger to mend his broken heart. Lots of bonking occurs, of the heterosexual, slash, and Jarvey varieties.

Harry Potter and Severus Snape are true soulmates. Neither of them knows this. Six weeks after a Ministry Gala, both are plagued by symptoms that have them convinced they have contracted a parasite. Madam Pomfrey sets our boys straight.

A veil of post-war anxiety hangs over Hogwarts. Minerva McGonagall and Poppy Pomfrey struggle to find a solution. Can Canine Therapy succeed where Magic has failed?

The end has come for Severus Snape. Then again, maybe not.

Harry Potter and Severus Snape are soulmates, Veelacorns, and caught in the crosshairs of Dumbledore's quest for world domination. Tom Riddle never stood a chance against the manipulative Headmaster. Watch Wizarding history turned arse over tiddles as Harry and Severus join forces. Much irreverent parody, neigh Snarrody, awaits you! Giddy up!

Two years after getting Sir Scratch a Lot to contain an out of control mouse population, the dungeon is overrun with the scoundrels. Harry cries foul, Snape thinks he's gone barmy, and the cat is hissing with glee.

Before there was Artemis, the Mighty Wiener Dog Warrior, there was a cat in the Potter-Snape dungeon abode. Harry's allergic, Snape is enchanted, and the cat is plotting mischief and mayhem. What all that has to do with a baboon's backside is anyone's guess.

The dungeons have a mouse problem. Harry Potter has the solution. Severus Snape is NOT amused.