archie is whining about food. maxie just wants to read his book. the many dilemmas of being in a relationship with an obnoxious sea-lover. [ hardenshipping, maxie/archie, maxie x archie, one shot, i have a headache ]
the dorks are off at the beach on a sinnoh vacation. too bad maxie hates water. archie is gonna make him deal with it anyways. [ hardenshipping, maxie/archie, maxie x archie, one shot, yeah that thing ]
finally maxie and archie are a couple like god how long was it gonna take. it's been awhile aqua and magma have been running amok, too, so life is pretty average. except archie's old crew is missin' their former boss and wanna have a reunion. and might not be too chill with the idea that he's hooked up with a dude they all wanted dead.
maxie thought it was a good idea to go into a cave to find something to awaken groudon with. archie thought it was a good idea to follow him and stop him. too bad the cave didn't think it was that hot of an idea and decided to break down and try to kill them with boulders. not cool, cave. not cool. [ hardenshipping, maxie/archie, maxie x archie, one shot, im running out of spac
team aqua and team magma have been disbanded, which kinda sucks since y'know archie and maxie have been dedicated to that stuff since forever. now it is time to head home, but oops, looks like a week after all that has gone down, somebody went ahead and burned down maxie's house. that aint a nice thing to do, and now he has to crash at archie's, too. lame.
shit went down when archie took his team to mt. pyre and now he has emotional scarring. good thing maxie's always chill with him just showing up at his place, right? right. [ hardenshipping, maxie/archie, maxie x archie, one shot, the usual ]
archie finally got the red orb. but wait, maxie's there and now he has the blue orb. now we gotta have some intense race to see who gets to accomplish their insane plan first. too bad kyogre and groudon arent exactly feeling up to playing along. [ maxie x archie, hardenshipping, to an extent ]
Archie persistently begs sex from Maxie, which, inevitably, invokes a response. Too bad it may not entirely be to his liking. [ Rated M, hardenshipping, Archie x Maxie, etc. Have fun ]
team magma has managed to invade team aqua's base, though while everything may be going as planned for the rest of the team, maxie isn't having that great of a time. and archie needs to discipline his grunts better. [ hardenshipping, maxie/archie, maxie x archie, one shot, yeah sure ]
two years have gone by and team magma and aqua are now having to work off their crimes, which is a far better option than going to prison for sure. archie is positively infatuated with maxie by this point but maxie ain't having it with his constant requests for dinner dates, his cheesy one-liner compliments and ever-failing pick up lines. archie needs some coaching.
archie is really sick. like not puke-y sick but instead fever sick. bed-ridden and kinda delusional, at least he has maxie to bring him back to sanity. [ hardenshipping, maxie/archie, maxie x archie, one shot, yeah u got it ]
maxie can't sleep and life really sucks because of it. also, nothing good is on tv. good thing archie is the sandman and knows all the tricks to falling asleep. (not really) [ hardenshipping, maxie/archie, maxie x archie, one shot, yuuup ]
maxie and archie are in a closet. subsequently that results in being uncomfortably close, a touch of insanity, and a deal being made that will last for a month. maxie doesn't think archie will actually follow through, but he underestimates just how determined archie is. [ multi-chaptered fic, maxie/archie, maxie x archie, hardenshipping, yada yada ]
archie has been lounging around maxie's house for three days and maxie is going gradually insane from his overstayed welcome. archie really needs to learn how to take a hint. (ardenshipping, somewhat nsfw, Maxie/Archie, kind of a sequel to Base Floor, one-shot)
maxie has gone missing, and archie doesn't really care-okay eventually he starts to really REALLY care and now he has to go find him because now he cares too much. [ Maxie/Archie, Maxie x Archie, hardenshipping, that thing ]
maxie has pretty much the biggest hard-on for archie when he's in that dumb wetsuit. i mean, look how stupid it is with its weird zipper thing, its stupid buttcape, how skintight it is, how it outlines all of archie's muscles… yeah it is pretty stupid. also maxie makes decisions he regrets. [ hardenshipping, Maxie x Archie, Maxie/Archie, all that fun stuff ]
archie and maxie, during their attempts of capturing the red and blue orbs, respectively, end up falling through one of the weak points of mt. pyre's floors. someone really needs to go through and do some maintenance at that place. ( hardenshipping, Archie/Maxie, one-shot, strong language)