Shinji gets a slightly different guardian. A very possessive one. One-shot.

How the Sage of Toads and I would write Timmy Turner's ascent into manhood. Here's a hint: He ain't played by Drake Bell...

Pun definitely intentional...

A tag to "The Wedding of River Song" about Captain Carter's stylistic choices when it comes to regeneration...

An alternate take on Perfect Lionheart/Skysaber's infamous fic "My Gilded Life". See what you make of it.

Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R

A silly AU of book seven's end. Not epilogue compliant. I know, I'm heartbroken too...

Luna had a growth spurt. Harry notices. Sixth Year AU, HarryLuna, Lemon warning, no longer a one shot. Enjoy.

AU of the summer before DH. Ron and Luna investigate the possibility of using Muggle technology for the coming war with Voldemort-But how helpful could this "fertilizer bomb" thing really be? RL pairing, rated for language.

Crack! Alternate take on Harry's fifth year. What happens when the disowned, slightly insane Squib son of Lucius Malfoy agrees to come back to Wizarding Britain to serve as Harry's bodyguard? Not a self-insert. Rated for language and innuendo, no slash.

Post HBP. Issue 2: Air war against the Dementors. Inside the USUK conflicts over wizard legal rights. And a cure for lycanthropy...

Silly parody of the Marriage Law Challenge, with bizarre couplings, snake babies, and Draco having a stroke! Enjoy the randomness!

HBP spoilers. Something to make the HH and RL shippers feel better...

Harry mulls over past events, and his future... Post-OotP, Harry-angst. R&R

Or, "The Satisfying Deaths of "Professor" Umbridge. WARNING: Umbridge death and dismemberment, crazy yet eloquent humor, and a dose of H/Hr!

My first attempt at a Harry Potter fic. Give me a little slack....