YEAR 1 AND 2 COMPLETE! With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much. Powerful!Grey!Ravenclaw!Harry, GreaterGood!Dumbledore

The old version of Harry Potter and the Game uploaded because literally everyone wanted to compare it with the rewrite. Will probably take it down after the rewrite. Be warned. Some fairly shitty writing in the earlier chapters.

A satirical comedy focused around Post-5th-Year stories and tropes that surround them.

AU. Time Travel. The War has ended, and everyone is happy. Except Luna. After a drunken night out, she gets the chance to head back in time and do things her own way. Now she and Harry embark on a quest to screw up the timeline as much as they can in the process of taking down Voldemort, Ministry, and Dumbledore. Pairings: H/LL/Hr/FD. Ron/Molly bashing and Manipulative!Dumbledore.

One day, Harry Potter read, "Newt Scamander, master of the magical creatures, is looking to hire one young intern for a summer wide assignment of adventuring, exploration and learning!" Watch as Harry travels the world on this journey full of larceny, thievery and drunken debauchery, all the while pissing over as many people as he can. Sometimes literally.

In which Harry has the brilliant idea to write a letter to his biggest enemy, Hedwig is secretly a member of an intergalactic federation, and Voldemort is just plain annoyed. One Shot! Complete!

Setting his wand to his wife's chest, Harry uttered the two magical words. Avada Kedavra. How far will Harry go for his family? WARNING - It gets DARK.

Little One Shots with bits and pieces of ideas my brain wouldn't leave alone, that may or may not get their own stories. Latest Chapter: How To Find A Phoenix