After a long dungeon crawl, the Dragonborn and Lydia return to the Sky Haven Temple only to discover a shocking secret that lies within. What really happens in Sky Haven Temple after dark when the cats are away? SEVERE AU! Parody! Smut! BDSM. Bad Language. Adult/Mature!

While brooding during seventh year after the Battle for Hogwarts, Hermione Granger finds love and romance with Firenze the Centaur. Heavy adult scenes, smut, lemon, partial bestiality, Pairing: Hermione/Firenze, Centaur/Human smut

Parvati Patil didn't go with Harry Potter to the Yule Ball. Instead, Astoria Greengrass goes with Harry so the unlikely couple can give the Malfoys a taste of their own medicine. Unbeknown to them, however, this course of events changes the fate of Harry and the Wizarding World forever.

After the war, Harry and Molly realize that they actually love each other. Severe AU, Post-Saga, Harry/Molly, Bad Language, Mature Scenes

After the war is over and won, an unexpected turn of events result in Hermione Granger and Arthur Weasley engaging in a secret love affair. But what happens when Hermione gets pregnant and people find out? How will everyone react? And what will the two love birds do? AU, Smut, Mature, Hermione/Arthur

On the Halloween of Voldermort's first defeat, baby Harry Potter is bestowed the gift of Truth and nothing but the truth. It is his quest, his mission, to purge the Wizarding World of corruption, lies, and darkness by his power to make people tell the truth. But there's a catch! He must be utterly truthful also and many are not comfortable with that.

Hermione can't sleep and receives a surprise visit from Padfoot in Grimmauld Place resulting in something hot, intense, and beautiful. Smut, Bestiality, Hermione/Sirius, Sub/Dom, Mature, No copyright infringement is at all intended!

Hermione gets worried about Buckbeak after Draco brags about getting the Ministry to execute him. She goes to see if Hagrid needs any help. One thing leads to another and they become Bonded as mates, changing the future of Magical Creatures and the Wizarding World forever! Severe AU, Smut, Bestiality, Bad Language, Adult Scenes, Hermione/Buckbeak

Due to terrible circumstances, Hermione gets disowned by her family and shunned by the majority of Magical Britain. However, she finds sanctuary in Hogwarts but only as a member of staff: As a concubine! Severe AU, Graphic Smut, Violence, Character Death, Slight Bashing, Hermione/Multi, BDSM, Bondage

Hermione gets bored one summer and longs to learn how to become an Animagus. Thus, she seeks out the best Animagus: Sirius Black. Sirius agrees to teach her with a few conditions in mind and they strike up a bargain that will change the fate of the Wizarding World forever! Severe AU, Hermione/Sirius, Harry/Susan, Ron/Lavender, Smut/Lemons, Swearing, Character-bashing, Mature

Since the war killed off so many men, poor Harry Potter is swarmed with marriage contracts from desperate witches in Britain and beyond who want to save their family tree from extinction. So what's a helpless bloke to do? Start a harem of course! H/Hr

Is it possible for a vampire to fall in love with her slave, a mere food supply and servant? Is it possible for a vampire slave to fall in love with her master who she hates? Hermione Granger certainly wants to know! AU, Dark!Vampire, Bondage, Femlash

An impromtu descision on the behalf of James Potter, a half-blood vampire, sparks a series of events that will forever change the course of history and the outcome of the war with Voldermort. And as the saying goes, history repeats itself... No Slash!

Fawkes wasn't able to heal everything after Harry Potter was biten by the Baslisk - but what with emancipation, magic, mates, swords, lords, and castles - things might not be so bad after all! AU, Grey!Harry, Creature!Harry, No Slash, Mature Content

This is a slight parody on how Harry Potter became 'The Boy Who Lived' first time around, and how he defeated Voldermort when just a baby. Contains some bad language and mild references of violence. Rated T to be safe! No Slash

This is a humorous rant on several cliches and stereotypes of Harry Potter fanfiction. No flames intended or wanted, read at your own risk!

When Harry Potter has a vision of Voldermort murdering Frank Bryce and speaking of his dark plans for global domination, he decides that's enough is enough. With the help of some unlikely allies, this summer everything will change. It's payback time!

A humorous parody and spoof on all Voldermort/Harry slash stories, in which Harry discovers what his secret power is that Voldermort knows not during his grand finale with the Dark Lord. Let's just say that nothing goes as expected! AU, Slash, Lemon

When Harry Potter dies of abuse & neglect, Fate takes matters into her own hands & sends him to Avalon. There he is trained in magic & battle by Merlin, the Founders, & King Arthur. But when Voldermort rises, Harry must return to England & his destiny!

Viktor Krum dumps Hermione at the last minute before the Yule Ball to get back at Harry for the Trounament. Will Harry come to her rescue in time? Or will it all end in disaster? Alternate Yule Ball, HarryXHermione, Krum-bashing