Moony Delune, a wise-cracking werewolf. Bjiir Goldmane, a two-faced vampire lord. Together, they must defeat Alduin and save the world! What could possibly go wrong, you ask? Only everything. ((2 Dovahkiin))

After a completely botched presentation, archaeologist Sam Manson finds herself caught in the pouring rain, where she has a not-so-chance encounter with a very sneaky rich woman.