When an official from the Department of Magical Law Enforcement decides to pursue a globe-trotting investigation into an ancient, mythical order that serves to promote pureblood magic, Harry Potter, England's leading auror, was always going to be tasked with providing cover. The problem is that the investigator in question is one Hermione Granger and both of them are now single.

It's Harry's 25th Birthday and upon finding his wife in a very compromising position, he intends on enjoying his surprise present.

Harry is back at the Dursleys for summer. It's hot and he can't sleep. Fortunately, Hermione has sent him a letter and a photo from her vacation that may help him pass the time.

Out in the wild, hunting Horcruxes, Hermione knows her boys are under enormous stress. It is tearing them apart, breaking their friendship. She knows she has to do something. She has to save her boys.

In the Room of Requirement, Draco Malfoy is up to something and Harry needs to find out what. He needs someone to distract his nemesis while he figures how to make the Room give up its secret. So why not ask the House Hussy, Lavender Brown, to seduce Draco for him. Lavender though has her price.

Hogwarts, a school of teenagers, where invisibility is not just a dream but a reality. What sort of smutty adventures do the students get up to when they have the power to be invisible? A series of one-shots.