The more things change, the more they stay the same. Wolfram's surprisingly manly. Girl!Wolfram's... also surprisingly manly. AKA that time Yuuri got an all-female harem and his sexy fantasies still didn't come true.
Yuuri is sent on a quest to capture a troll for the prince. Conrad is that troll. Literally. Like, he guards a bridge and stuff. Also, Yuuri rides Gwendal all over the place. Because Gwendal is a horse.
Five times Yuuri left Shin Makoku for good, and one time he didn't. (Mostly Yuuri/Conrad, some Yuuri/Murata.)
Crowley and Aziraphale are both saddled with apprentices, which seriously puts a crimp in their style (or lack thereof). Sollux became a demon because of his anger at, of all things, the mistreatment of honeybees. Eridan doesn't believe in angels despite being one himself.
Dave breaks all the swords. All of them.
Two slaves and a mechanical bird plot to free themselves from the Airship Mindfang. (OR, that trollstuck steampunk!Alternia AU you never knew you wanted.)
"There is no way you could be as healthy as you are now if you had Congenital Insensitivity to Pain, which you don't and never have had." A Noiz character study set during and after his good end.
A prince becomes a soldier becomes a traitor becomes a king. An account of the rise of the last great king of Dai Shimaron, his unorthodox alliance with the Demon King, and their struggle for peace.
Yuuri's transdimensional trip through the toilet bowl lands him in a world populated by hostile cats.
An Alternian-style office romance. Head Legislacerator Terezi Pyrope dates her boss, His Honorable Tyranny.
Mall adventures with Jade and Karkat. Only the sleazy trolls go to Auntie Anne's. For reasons.
To waste the flesh of the kill is to dishonor the sacrifice the prey made so that the hunter could live. Her love will not be dishonored.
In canon, Equius installs a pelvic magnetron into Tavros' robotic crotch. It malfunctions, but even a malfunctioning magnetron has its uses...