Life was never meant to be easy for the purebloods. For the Blacks and the Malfoys, it's all out war. And for Lucius and Narcissa, it's flat out hell. *Note: This story will contain some vague adult scenes, mutilation, and character suicides, although nothing should be too vulgar. Please let me know if the rating needs to be changed.

Narcissa just wants a good night of sleep. Is that really so much to ask? One shot, but I didn't really need to tell you that.

It was simple. If he liked it, it was his. Rating for one somewhat suggestive rule.

Arranged marriages were really something that everyone should be used to.

Fourteen-year-old boys really ought not turn up smashed to their mother's dinner parties after breaking into their father's liquor cabinets. One shot, but I didn't really need to tell you that.