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  • Riddikulus

    Various encounters between Remus Lupin and boggarts. 2/11.

  • Balance

    Uproar in the Potter-Weasley clan. Ch. 1. "Teddy, I'm not going to flash my Auror badge for emergency transport to Greece just because James has developed hidden depths. I mean, I think the general consensus is going to be 'it's about time', isn't it?"

  • Book 7: Where the Fandom Fun Is Almost At an End

    How DH went down. Much mockery enclosed. Chapter Fourteen: Harry Potter and the Camping Trip of Hell and Hormones. Mainly Hormones.

  • Noxing

    Hopelessly AU and discontinued.

  • Fatum Est Optimum Cum Paratum Vicarium

    Niger Lupinusque inter se melius intellegunt. “Opinari dies tuas referendi nemini perfacere etiam.” 1/1

  • So Help Him

    The Half-Blood Prince, half-hearted and half-hardened at the beginning of his sixth year, and by the end of it neither. This fic formerly called "Advanced." Rendered AU by DH and not likely to be finished. 4/10

  • Doom Is Best Served Vicarious

    Black and Lupin know each other entirely too well. And both are fourteen years out of practice in being around someone who can see right through them. This fic better known as the lesser-known, oft-neglected, original English version of "Fatum Est." 1/1

  • Awareness and Funds

    Why we haven’t heard much about S.P.E.W. lately. Set: 1996, 2006. Characters: p'wned!Hermione, gallant!Ron, Luna!Luna, and an almost-a-good-sort-this-time-around!Rita. Canonicity: DH barely put a scratch on it, even the post-war chapter! 2/2

  • Holiday Plans

    It’s only their first year. They don’t really get Sirius yet. 1/1 -- Jan '09 -- Since virtually no one liked it, the ending has now been edited.

  • The Stuff of Life

    Don’t be ridiculous, you can’t have this water – it’s full of Inferi, you worthless idiotic elf! Inferi, I say, tell me someone’s told you what bloody Inferi are!... Deathly Hallows canon'd this quite a bit. Whoops. 1/1

  • Shipshape

    And other S-dominated phrases nautical, needed to recreate Karkaroff’s state of mind in GoF. Olly-olly-oxen-free, all ye hordes of Poliakoff fans I know must be skulking out there. Also features Krum grunting a lot. 1/1

  • Awrooooo!

    Zippy fun in Lockhart’s, erm, class. Colin Creevey has enthusiastically volunteered to play the role of the Wagga Wagga Werewolf. Ladies and gentlemen, the boy is a born thespian. One-shot, COMPLETE

  • Carefree

    OotP and HBP. Fleur preens, Bill gets domesticated, Tonks becomes one of those sad hopeless cases, and Remus dissembles. Ah, yes, and Molly can't catch a break. Supporting cast of Weasleys. P.S. The pet dog and Dora warn you: this is pre-DH!canon. 4/4