Come on, guys, don't tell me you don't know the drill by now! All the usual warnings apply, sixth in the Commentary by a Weirdo series.

My Immortal is a fanfiction that has been mocked throughout the ages, since it came out, anyway...Some write parodies, some simply cry from behind their computer screens, and some write in their sarcastic comments...I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE AND PROUD.

Fourth in the Weirdo series. Adding to the mix of bad spelling, chat-speak and truly gross sex scenes, there is now racism. Greeaat. Can YOU handle it? Please read and review!

Like the title suggests, this is a collection of oneshots and drabbles. I take suggestions, but check inside for details on what will be allowed. Slash, het, some no pairings.Updated rarely.

Other title: Things Harry Potter Is Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts. Just to get me back into the swing of writing Harry Potter. Slashy hints, but nothing real. A little ron bashing, cos he's just so fun to bash...

When Harry was four, he disappeared. Now, a mysterious man called Altair, who looks exactly like Harry, has appeared. And Altair's a star. And Voldemort's after his heart. Based on Stardust. Rated T for language. ON HOLD.

Exactly what it says on the tin. Will start after My Immortal's finish: I will troll like Tara and then post a chapter where everything is spelt right. Flame, but don't be serious about it. It's a joke, people.

Full title: Your Life With Ron Weasley With Commentary By a Weirdo. Second in my 'Commentary by a Weirdo' series. Read My Immortal With Commentary by A Weirdo first. Rated for language mostly mine . Note: I did mean horror, yes.

It's Shadow's sixth year and the Death Eaters are in control of Hogwarts. Can Shadow survive? Can all of her friends? Rated for violence, character death.

Congratulations, it's a songfic! It's a HP/Voldemort slash songfic based on The Horror of our Love, by Ludo. I hope you enjoy it! Rated for slightly disturbingness. :

It's Shadow's fourth year, and things are changing. With a Ministry spy in Hogwarts, and a surprising result of a potions accident, she's having the busiest year yet! Rated for language and snogging.

Gryffindor is having a karaoke night! Harry is slelected as the un lucky singer. Mentions of slash of the Hary/Seamus variety. Not much, though. Please tell me what you think of it, it's my first song-fic!

Harry never was a normal person. But neither was Luna. So maybe that was why they were so perfect for one another. Rated for being slightly ? disturbing. Probably doesn't deserve it, but I'm paranoid.Knows someone who's a distant cousin to Phenomenon

"The mere act of observing a phenomenon changes it", so it makes sense that Harry has changed all his life. Rated for being slightly disturbing, probarbly doesn't deserve it. Nothing to do with my "I'm bored" series, or "The Weasley Plot".

Somone has pranked Draco. Not what it sounds like. In Which Draco screams like a girl and Harry is smug. Oneshot, nothing to do with my short series "I'm Bored."

It's Shadow Evans' third year and there's a lot of things going on: the tri-wizard tournament, the Quidditch World cup and the slightly insane defence teacher. Rated for language, read Life and Lies and New Year, new Lies first or it won't make sense.

The Hufflepuffs are in an unexpected place. Set before Sexy Back, rated for substance abuse. Harry takes the Hufflepuffs to see the...wait a second...WHAT?

Second in the "I'm bored" series. Harry does SOMETHING,and ends up annoying Snape. A LOT. And causing Hufflepuffs to faint. Plus, can you resist a story with that title? Rated for mention of substance abuse.

A VERY short one-shot about why Ron Weasley hates Harry Potter. And is strangely scared of the words, "I'm bored." Like I said, very short. Hope you enjoy it. Rated for mentions of substance abuse.

With Shadow having found her father, her romance with Draco continuing, and her mother's new boyfriend, everything's going on in Shadow's life. Plus, she falls into the pit of raging hormones: teenage years. Read The life and lies first. Rated for issues