Except, it's not a beanstalk. It's a tree. A giant tree. A giant tree that formed of a puddle of blood. This summary is a lot better than I thought it would be. Abandoned Oneshot. Inspired by the famous HPMOR. Rationalism at its best.
Harry visits Daphne at night and things get heated. Vanilla PWP.
Eleven-year-old Harry just received his Hogwarts letter. The problem? He does not want to leave his Muslim brothers in Iran. Also, the practice of sorcery is against the will of Allah. Can one boy declare a righteous jihad against the entire Wizarding World? H/burka!Hr. NO SODOMY!
Harry is sick of manipulative headmasters. He decides that he will no longer play by the rules and shit on him. Literally.