Imagine every chapter of the Goblet of Fire, but warped and twisted beyond recognition. It's absurd. It's surreal. For example, The Riddle House becomes The Diddle Mouse, and it takes a stretch of the imagination to write on that premise. Read at your own peril.

Harry Potter is destined to defeat Voldemort with "the power he knows not". In his fourth year at Hogwarts, he reaches the age of 14, a special number to his long-gone ancestors. Unbeknownst to him, he is the last druid, the race where magic originates, with their history erased by the Romans. Powerful!Harry, Harmony, mostly rewritten history of the magical world.

The events of the Quidditch World Cup gave Harry an unwelcome taste of war. Now, he's determined to make himself stronger at any cost. The upcoming Triwizard Gauntlet is an excellent opportunity and Harry is bent on winning. Ron bashing, Powerful!Harry, may be upgraded to M later on, Harry/Hermione. NO LONGER ON HIATUS, Chapter 9: 10/7