"Do you enjoy stealing people's husbands, or was it just mine?" This is the story of Esmeralda Cardoza and James Potter. The story of an exotic dancer, and a married man. Neither knew what was going to happen when James would walk into her club that night, but neither would come to regret it.

"Why are you always losing stuff, aren't you supposed to be a Hufflepuff?" In which Nia Thomas is a gossip-loving and extremely forgetful Hufflepuff that doesn't know where her hearing aids keep disappearing to. [full intro inside] [Goblet of Fire - Order of the Phoenix]