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  • A Month in Étretat

    Minerva signs Severus up for a teaching workshop before his fifth year as a professor, and Lockhart tags along for the chance to visit France, under the guise of improving his teaching. But after a few mix-ups, Severus is getting *this* close to hexing Lockhart into oblivion with every day they spend together. Or kissing him. Or - wait, what? (Pre-Hogwarts Era, Post Marauder's Era)

  • All Our Tomorrows (I Want Forever with You)

    The one where Draco and Harry are professors and hopelessly pining after each other, and everyone keeps trying to get them together. Spoiler: they kiss. (Feat. a matchmaker cat and a lot of background characters).

  • Amethyst Remembrance

    Draco wakes up in St. Mungo's with no memory of who he is or how he got there, unaware of even his own name. With 29 years of his life gone, he throws himself at the only thing he has left: the knowledge that someone inside the hospital is filtering potions into the hands of underground dealers. And if Healer Potter wants to help... Draco is inclined to let him. *updates Mondays*

  • Midnight on the Rooftop

    It's June 28, 2018. Harry wakes in Grimmauld Place to find the other side of the bed empty, knowing immediately that Ben must be on the roof. Dobby would've turned fifty today. *See A/N for notes and warnings. I want to clear up immediately that Kreacher is HUMAN*

  • Somewhere in Another Universe

    A collection of 19 drabbles in celebration of AU-gust 2020. (I'm a bit late to posting on ff.n, but better late than never.) Each chapter features a different alternate universe and a different ship, all written in 100 words, give or take a few. See inside for details of ships and AUs.

  • roses, wilting

    Ron Weasley. All of Draco's regrets are tied up in that name. He's Draco's Auror partner, a married man, only deserving of love and respect... yes, all of Draco's greatest regrets trace back to Ron. But there's no denying that, even as the rose wilts, Draco is still very much in love with Ron Weasley. MCD, not epilogue compliant, infidelity, Ron/Draco.

  • Your Hand, Against the Glass

    Tom sits in his chair in the common room every night. He studies, eavesdrops, and waits for the mermaid that's infatuated with him to press its hand against the glass. Sometimes, Tom presses his hand against the glass back. A/N: drabble for MerMay, unrequited crush.

  • In Which Draco has Pink Hair

    Harry has been bringing Draco to the Burrow for four years, because they are in a very serious relationship, thank you very much. They love each other, but it's difficult to see unless you're holding a magnifying glass and tilting your head a little. And it seems that each year they visit the Burrow, they bring more news with them... Drarry, repost, art by triggerlil.

  • A collection of one-shots for The Houses Competition

    A collection of one shots for The Houses Competition. More chapters will be added for each new prompt from The Houses Competition. Each chapter is not connected to the others in any way and each has it's own timeline. Most have a paring, some don't. Warnings are included in each chapter.

  • A Leaf, a Berry, and a Single Rose (for my love)

    Hermione sends Ron on an epic quest to... find a few plants? That's a bit anticlimactic, isn't it? In any case, Ron didn't plan on it actually being a difficult journey full of emotional development, sacrifices, gardens-turn-mazes, and giant snakes (not in that order). Nor had he planned on falling in love with Hermione's research partner: Viktor Krum. A/B/O, fairytale/royalty AU.

  • I Won't Let You Fall (Again)

    Harry hasn't refilled his prescription in months. It's hard for him to smile unless Ron and Hermione are with him, but he only sees them on Sundays. Oh, and his book is utter shit, apparently. The only thing that's keeping him grounded is the fact that Draco Malfoy keeps painting more paintings, and Harry keeps buying them. But, eventually, even that isn't enough. Read A/N.

  • Pass The Rum, Won't You?

    Ron couldn't remember when it had all started. Was it the first time he'd seen Viktor Krum play at the Quidditch World Cup? Maybe it started later, when Viktor's fingers had curled around his wrist the first time they met? Or, perhaps it had been eight years later, with everyone counting down the seconds until midnight. Viktor/Ron, fluff & light angst, complete.

  • i'm okay today, here with you

    It's been 12 years since the war ended. Draco's spent the last eight years of his life disliking the end-of-the-school-year party the other professors throw in Hogsmeade, and he barely manages to put out his cigarette before Minerva inevitably catches him smoking. Of all the people to catch him smoking, he's glad it's her. EWE? Draco/Minerva. Widowed Draco & Minerva. 40-year gap.

  • In This Last Hour

    There's so many things that Harry wants to say to Draco, and he just can't get the words out—until suddenly, there's nothing he wants to say at all. Angst, Draco/Harry, rain, and a lack of communication

  • The Flowers Bloom This Time of Year

    Ron, Neville, and Harry move in together after the war, and it all works out perfectly until Ron hears Neville sing. All of a sudden, he feels himself falling ever-so-slightly in love with one Neville Longbottom... and it seems as though everyone else realizes his feelings before even he does. Fluff ensues as Ron comes to understand that Neville may feel the same. EWE? Neville/Ron.

  • She's Like Corpse Flowers and Lavender

    The Wizarding World is invaded by a different kind of witch during the Second Wizarding War—one that absorbs magic and tracks magical signatures—and they happen to be on Voldemort's side. Harry is forced to take drastic measures to defeat Voldemort… and all Draco Malfoy can do is watch as he's thrown into the middle of it all. Warnings in A/N!

  • Bottle Cap

    Hermione convinces Ron to go see The Nutcracker with her on Christmas Eve, where it just so happens that a familiar face shows up during the intermission, bringing up suppressed desires and completely rewriting the direction he thought his life was going to take. EWE, mpreg, one-shot. Ron Weasley/Draco Malfoy.

  • What's Between Us

    Sometimes it doesn't matter if you're the most helpful, kind person in the world if you're not willing to let someone else take care of you for a change. Harry learned that the hard way, and lost the one man he loved because of it. Angst, Draco/Harry, Muggle AU.

  • The Best Dare

    Hermione realized that Ron and Harry were going to need some help if they were ever going to get together, so of course she'd have to speed things along during a game of truth or dare. Written for MC4A, has some sexual themes, Harry/Ron. Takes place during the Horcrux Hunt.

  • Shattering Expectations

    Ginevra has a five-year-old son who is the pride and joy of her life. Six years ago, she was a princess, seeking to be entertained. She snuck out of her palace instead of meeting her father's favored suitor, and found the Potters on the streets of her kingdom. She may have doomed the family of three when she gave them a single beautiful scarf and a loaf of bread. Royalty AU, HEA!