Pursued by irritating exes, James Potter and his best friend's scary twin sister come to an agreement to pretend to be together to fend off unwanted advances. However, soon the line between what is truth and what is fake begins to blur.

Semi-sequel to Teddy's Story - Albus tells Scorpius the tale of Rose's crush on Teddy Lupin, whilst Victoire attempts to reconcile with her heartbroken cousin. One Shot

There had always been talk that Teddy's relationship with Victoire went further than 'just friends', something he had always denied and found highly amusing. Returning from a year travelling the world, he realises that those rumours might have been right.