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  • One Week

    By howimetneilpatrickharris • Updated: 30 May 2015 • Published: 26 Jul 2014 • 13 Chapters • 34,488 words • 0 followers • Romance • Rating: M • Completed

    The year is 2022. With the gang's latest addition being born in 2020, Ellie Stinson is more than old enough to take a vacation. Lily thinks it's time for another big moment, and wants the whole gang to go on vacation together, including Robin. (Swarkles based, multi-chapter)

  • Home

    By howimetneilpatrickharris • Updated: 1 Feb 2015 • Published: 1 Feb 2015 • 959 words • 0 followers • Romance • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    One shot, Swarkles. Barney and Robin dealing with long distance.

  • The Drinking Game

    By howimetneilpatrickharris • Updated: 30 Dec 2014 • Published: 30 Dec 2014 • 1,373 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Barney witnesses a conversation that lacks any concept of the English language, and is inspired to play a drinking game with his financée. Set post The Final Page, Swarkles, One-shot.

  • Barney Stinson, minus Scherbatsky

    By howimetneilpatrickharris • Updated: 10 Jul 2014 • Published: 10 Jul 2014 • 2,366 words • 0 followers • Rating: K+ • Completed

    How Barney really felt. (One shot)

  • B(aby)arney S(itting)tinson

    By howimetneilpatrickharris • Updated: 7 Jul 2014 • Published: 7 Jul 2014 • 1,901 words • 0 followers • Rating: K • Completed

    Barney is left to look after baby Marvin. One shot.

  • A Mind That Works Overtime

    By howimetneilpatrickharris • Updated: 21 Jun 2014 • Published: 21 Jun 2014 • 1,395 words • 0 followers • Rating: T • Completed

    What the infamous Barney Stinson really thinks when he stares into the bottom of a glass. / One shot. (First fic please don't hate me if it's poo)