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Fire The Canon

  • It All Started When

    It all started when Harry Potter was made a soap opera. What happens when every week 5 unlikely characters are put together in rather dramatic and mysterious circumstances to tell a story? Tune in every Saturday to find out.

  • Daily Prophet Reporter, Megan Jones

    Megan Jones, mediocre Daily Prophet reporter, is chosen to attend Harry and Ginny's wedding and write about it. Inside, on page 3, you will find what she has said.

  • A Trip Down Hogsmeade Lane

    When Rose fails to show at the Three Broomsticks, Ron and Hermione decide to keep the day just to themselves. And then they discover why Rose didn't come to see them.

  • The Interview

    Daniel Stebbins works for the Daily Prophet, and is also a member of the Order. His big break, and a mission assigned by Dumbledore, is to question Tom Riddle's very first target - Dennis Bishop.

  • The Second Time She Kissed Him

    "Alright," he mumbled to himself. "Alright, you can do this."

  • Arrow of Agony

    "Only Hermione Granger's daughter would be such a prodigy on her first day as an apprentice." WARNING: Mild language and medical procedure.

  • A Terrible Start to a Morning

    It's the day of the Quidditch World Cup final. Bulgaria vs. Ireland. The crowds are packed, people from all over the world have come to watch the two best teams of 1994 battle it out. Everyone is excited, the two teams are up early for a last minute practice. It's all going swimmingly... and Viktor can't find his Quidditch gloves.

  • Stuff of Fairytales

    Love blossoms in a world in which Hermione is born into a pureblood family of Ravenclaws and Ron is the only wizard in his Muggle one. AU.

  • Many Reasons

    There were many reasons why Irma hated the O., but she could not say that Griselda Marchbanks was one of them.

  • Umbridge, On My Mind

    It continued, though. Every day Harry was adamant that there was this lady wandering the school – Professor Umbridge, he said. She was cruel, wore a lot of pink, and was in love with Cornelius Fudge.

  • Becoming Human

    She had known it would not be easy to convince Ron to show up to this presentation, but for him to say he did not want to be an Auror at all anymore was not what she had expected.

  • Lucky to Love

    In some instances, however, and in Blaise and Daphne's case, love was a deciding factor. Daphne was a pretty girl with light brown hair. Blaise was dark and charming, and in Daphne's opinion, quite a good kisser. It was a rare circumstance, but delighted the families nonetheless.

  • Good News

    No news is good news. She hadn't heard any screams or spells being fired.

  • They Didn't Deserve This

    The pain went on for weeks. They would come every few days, but neither gave into their requests. When a week passed with nothing happening Alice dared to think that perhaps they had given up.

  • A Ghost Standing at the Foot of My Bed

    When Rose travels to Australia for a holiday, she thinks she's going to get some peace and quiet and enjoy her time alone. But when an ex follows her, and then her boyfriend, she knows it's not going to be as peaceful as she had hoped. Rated M for language and future sexual content.

  • Severus' Wrath

    A message any first year Ravenclaw would tell you: never upset Professor Snape when in the library.

  • Luck Would Have It

    They ended up with the wrong group of people, but ending up there brought them two beautiful little girls (who just happen to be witches themselves). What are the chances?

  • Making the Most of a Bad Situation

    Eighteen years together had brought him nothing but joy and happiness, and now, after such a short time, she was here. The Healers said she only had a few more days at best. She was strong, they told him. Most wouldn't last a day from the Muggle illness that had claimed her body. WARNING FOR CHARACTER DEATH.

  • Of Newspapers and In-Laws

    Dean's parents and his wife, Mandy, have never gotten along and Dean can't work out why. Maybe when he sees his parents on the weekend he'll be able to sort it out once and for all.

  • Passing the Storm

    Ron and Hermione wait out a storm with their two terrified children.