Shepard refuses the Catalyst's choices and has to face the consequences. No matter how dire the situation seems, his only concern is keeping Kaidan and his crew alive. A tall order with the galaxy on the brink of extinction. Will he pull it off, or is his cycle destined to become another name on the Reapers' résumé of death? People asked, I obliged, I will be expanding this story!
A Renegade MShep finds the song "Surfin' Bird" (i.e. from the Family Guy episode), and it instantly becomes his favorite song. He proceeds to torture the Normandy crew with incessant replays. T-plus for a few curse words and an overall Troll!Shepard. Runs from Mass Effect 1 to post Mass Effect 3.
He had a few drinks with Kaidan Alenko and now he walks with a limp. This is what happens when you unintentionally make a Renegade Shepard jealous. One-shot. Takes place during Mass Effect 2, after Horizon, before Omega Relay. M for language and violence.
The big machines are coming, but no one knows it yet. She is already a hero; the Badass of the Blitz, they call her. When they arrive, she will be the galaxy's only hope against an enemy that has been harvesting civilizations for millennia. But she cannot do it alone. Along the way, she finds a love that will transcend death. (A novalization with heavy Shenko emphasis.)
Shepard is trapped under the rubble after falling out of the Citadel. She struggles to find a reason to live. With a little help from old friends, the Ghosts of Past, Present, and Future, will she find it in herself to accept the choice she's made? WARNING: There is so much angst here. The first chapter is heavy and dark but lightens as it goes. Happy ending! FemShep/Kaidan.
*Shepard searches for a tape that goes missing. Antics ensue. *This work contains a sorry attempt at crack, humor, parady, a Troll!MShep breaking the fourth wall, and eventual MShenko. *Fill for a Kmeme prompt. (Rated M for language and adult themes.)
Ever wanted to read bad Vorcha poetry then wish you hadn't? How about something from the big, pink jellies? Well, here's your chance! A collection of poetry from several different species within the ME Universe. P.S. Reapers can't rhyme! P.P.S. Now with poetry by GRUNT!
Kaidan brings Shepard home to introduce him to his first Canadian Thanksgiving. Lots of fluff! Post Mass Effect 3.