The Sorting had gone normally until now. Everyone was getting impatient, to the point of near mutiny against the respected Sorting Hat.

Getting phoenix tail feathers for wand cores is a tricky business, especially when there's really only one phoenix in the area…and that was aware of its tail being coveted by the wand-maker. Humor!

Snape tries to keep things under control while the House Elves offer the students of Hogwarts a late night study snack during finals. Humor/Parody.

After Harry freed Dobby, the Malfoys learn what it means to be house elf-less, and the dangers of doing their own cooking...

Lucius Malfoy was not a vicious man, really, but when he'd heard of a giant spider living free in the Forbidden Forest he was motivated into action.

Lucius Malfoy hated Halloween. It meant the anniversary of his LORD's death, his kind being blamed for supernatural occurrences on this date, but worst of all it meant three words said by Muggles: "Trick or Treat!" Follows "Unwilling Taste Testers."

The King of Terra summons two graduates to give them some counsel before they set out among the stars. He tells them of a history - and a romance - from Terra's past that inspired the change that allowed these two graduates to sit before him to receive it. That bond formed the cornerstones for some of Starfleet's highest, most important directives. (Kirk/Spock Cinderella story)

Sometimes it just takes a little encouragement to bring two people together. A Valentine's Day party is the perfect event to make that happen.

Chekov & Uhura are getting married. It's up to the rest of the senior officers of the U.S.S. Enterprise to organize the best wedding for the couple. Throughout the planning, emotions come to light for others. (Humor, Romance, some slash)

It all started because Remus Lupin needed money to afford his monthly Wolfsbane Potion. They came together over twelve years, and it began with a single rose on Valentine's Day.

Harry Potter goes missing after being left on the doorstep of the Dursley home. One man must determine friends from enemies, and protect the boy under the Headmaster's watch. Favors are called in, unlikely friendships develop, and betrayal draws nearer...

When Fred and George play a prank on Dolores Umbridge, they are caught by Severus Snape. His punishment is...unexpected. Humor.

Harry asks Professor Slughorn a simple question about a photograph of his mother, Lily. Slughorn's response is unexpected.

When his mother is out of the house, four-year-old Draco Malfoy has no other choice to ask his father to tell him a bedtime story.

One First Year Gryffindor makes the ultimate sacrifice for the Greater Good of the Wizarding World, resulting in an outcome that no one really expected. Humor!

As Draco helps Lucius hide his father's latest hobby from Narcissa, father and son come up with a few new plans to bring down Harry Potter. Follows 'Lucius and the Killer Cactus.' Humor.

When Lucius is awakened in the middle of the night by an intruder...he uses the only weapon he has at his disposal: A spiky cactus! Follows "Lucius Malfoy and the Secret Sandwich." Humor-fic.

Lucius gets caught indulging in a midnight snack. He has no choice afterwards, but to introduce the intruder to a delightful type of sandwich. Humor. Follows "The Drinks that Muggles Make."

Lucius can't help but enjoy some Muggle drinks. But like everything, too much of a good thing may not always work out well. He learns this the hard way. Humor! Follows 'Secret Dessert' in the Lucius Series.

Just after Voldemort's resurrection, the Death Eaters come up with a way to lift his spirits after Harry Potter escaped from the graveyard. Humor.