Yes, it's one of those "stories" in which each chapter is a plot bunny that needs to be nailed down. Warning: may contain unhealthy amounts of crack, cheese, saccharine, and other unhealthy substances.

Sometimes, people can be pushed too far. Especially if you hurt the ones they love...

A tale of fantasy and body-warping accidental magic. Harry retreats from his family's violence behind the shield of a character he's read about and grown to admire. No pairings.

Gilderoy Lockhart sacrifices himself to save another from death... (spamfic).

"Measuring the thickness of cauldron bottoms? What a stupid job!" Or not.